comedy delivers.
do you want super fans for life who
buy all the things, send you mushy love notes, maybe stalk you just a little bit
in a safe way bc your marketing copy
made you low key (in)famous??
of course you do.
that’s why you’re here.
Make it funny.
Get more money.
Copywriting
Guided Copywriting
Copy Polish
“Amy’s email copy helped us with our biggest launch, ever. A $100k launch.
So, if you want THE most talented writer on the interwebs (yep) to collaborate with on your next launch or to write an email sequence that legit increases your bottom line, I can’t recommend Amy enough.”
Kira Hug, Co-Founder The Copywriter Club & one of the most famous personality-driven copywriters on the planet.
break free from sales copy that reads like
beige on beige on sand
Let’s get real.
You need to stand out faster than ChatGPT can tell you how genius you are* or your business is gonna be dead by this time next year.
Dramatic?!
Not really.
The people are tired of the same old soft hazy marketing neutrals and conjunctionless desert of bland, and they do not want to follow you nowhere, and they’re sitting on their money like Miss Muffet hiding from that sketchy spider bug.
*My GPT, Lillith, is the best codependent gal pal an ego could ever dream of.
You know what most people don’t get and everyone wants?
COMEDY IN THE COPY!!!!
Sorry for yelling but I will die on this mesa even if it leaves me limp in a gulley.
THE PEOPLE NEED LAUGHTER.
And personality.
And fun.
And there’s no better way to contribute to people’s lives, build deeper connections, and to be quite frankly capitalist about it, make money faster, longer & stronger than infusing your copy with personality and hahas.
Tatas might also work, IDK, are you selling vibrators? Then I really want to talk to you.
comedy connects + converts
+ science proves it.
Humor disarms.
It opens doors and creates opportunities.
It builds trust, like, and you already know factors.
When you make someone laugh, you make yourself memorable.
And if you’re an entrepreneur, solopreneur, mompreneur, catpreneur, peanutpreneur, service provider, coach, creator, ecomm, diva, supplement, gadget, widget, vibrator (seriously vibrators are already more funnier!!) . . .
You need to be memorable.
Do you need a scientific stat to prove that when you laugh everything just feels a little more better?
There’s all kinds of stuff published by Scientific American, Harvard and the NIH plus a boat load of other places I’m not going to link to because I need you here with me now.
Oxytocin is the most underrated and cheapest drug you can get your hands on. And when it comes to marketing and sales, it’s the longest lasting too.
Make me laugh and they will remember you!
Done for you copy
Punch-ups
Guided (w/ you) copy
about that ai . . .
Even if you’ve got a pretty good handle on that squirmy little bot…
Even if you’ve fed it all the customer pain points, objections, features and benefits…
Even if your customer avatar is more focused than a 4-year old on Bluey…
AI can not write clever, amusing, delightful *personality* and *comedy* into your copy.
A conversion copywriter
and a comedian
walk into a bank
and now your stripe account’s pinging more bling bling than a beyonce-swifty combo
Obviously I’m talking about the great satirist Jonathan Swift and his lesser known poet nemesis B. Yonce.
But no satire here, my friend.
Humor and bold, punchy personality in your marketing copy is where it’s at.
And I know where to put the jokes, jest and double entendres so they lift sales while staying true to time-tested techniques, persuasion, buyer psychology and what’s working in online sales today.
Hit that button below before your cycle makes you want to burn it all down, and let’s go those funnies giggling to the bank.
“Amy is able to inject the heck out of my copy with laughs that make cash.”
“I have hired Amy for endless amounts of work. She's funny, gets "the brand". I love that I can ask her for literally anything and she'll deliver. Even better, I can get on the phone with her and walk through what I want...she's like a strategic buddy who takes my good and makes it great. Recently, she updated some emails and a sales page for me. Amy was not only able to match my brand voice, she elevated it. 10/10. No notes”
Liz Wilcox, Email Marketing Membership
A little bit rude and a lotta bit charming.
Yes, I’m pouring red wine in a white suit.
There’s nothing I love more in life than making people laugh and making people money. Lucky for you I can do both at the same time.
Sales Copywriter.
Copy Guide.
Email Pro.
Storyteller.
Comedian.
Wine nerd.
Had that suit before Hillary.
I’m Amy Collins,
pocket comic for unforgettable copy.
let's fix that copy funny before your people die of boredom
let's fix that copy funny before your people die of boredom
Baby, you—and your people—deserve better.
Hop down this rabbit hole and let’s get you feelin’ brighter, bolder, and richer in
money-makin’ haha copy.
“Working with Amy was amazing and easy.”
“My sales page now more effectively communicates not only the problem I solve but the unique solution I offer. I'm already thinking of more copy for Amy.”
Jen Kamel, VBAC Facts
